Hello. Please do not be alarmed by anything you see or hear around you. You have entered a world of my creation, a world that can be both dangerously safe and safely dangerous, a world where illusions are real and reality is an illusion. Have I confused you yet? No? Well then, please, pull up a chair and sit on the floor. My name may or may not be Penelope, depending upon whether or not Mars is in retrograde. I will be back after these messages....
Bonjour! Tu parle francais? Comment t'appelle tu? Je m'appelle Penelope. J'ai dix-sept ans. Je suis eleve dans une ecole secondare americaine. Je suis brune, petite, et tres interresante, aussi. J'aime chanter, ecrirer, ecouter la musique, et rigoler avec mes amies. A tout a l'heure! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program....
Whew! I'm back! Anyway, as I was saying before, things here aren't always as they seem, in fact, they are never as they seem, and they are as unpredictable as, well, me! You (and I for that matter) never know what's going to happen next...but, hey, that's what makes it FUN! You may navigate around my world by clicking on the links below, but I'm warning you, I can't guarantee that the Internet Gremlins have left my pages alone, they can be very sneaky that way. Well, that's about it, just stay alert, and, if anything happens, remember that: 1. They can't make you talk; and 2. We never had this conversation. To come back to this page, click on the yellow star at the bottom of the page, and that should work, but I'm not making any promises. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.....
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